blah: money making schemes

so i want to make some nerd wear, tell me if you or someone you know would buy any of these and what color shirts are most best.

i want to make license plate holders in the same font as sports chalet that say

• "I'd rather be writing my dissertation"

I also want to make shirts, buttons and stickers that say

• "philosophers against p and ~p"
• "I know that I have hands"
• "I'd rather be writing my dissertation"
• picture of a cog sci mental module map
• picture of a stick figure rendition of a frankfurt type counter-example

there are more but i can remember them now. Insanely nerdy but maybe...